How NOT to cook Zucchini

So, since I was doing so well in the Zucchini arena - thought I'd try an internet recipe. It was a 1 step dredge and pan fry.

Just shake the zucchini slices in flour and spices and sort-of saute.

UKKKK!

It brought out all the Badness in Zucchini.

(quote from a tester after 1 bite, "I just don't feel like anymore zucchini mom.")

I lost that round.